Strange Cinema 04
Bizarre and NSFW video clips from the movies.
Dreaming done right (NSFW).
CMNF dreams are the best kind of dreams; this is a statement with which I feel few of you would disagree. If for some reason your sleep is not replete with visions of bare babes then here is a dream sequence from saucy '70s sex comedy Schoolgirl Report 5 in which slumbering minx Eva (Ingrid Steeger) dreams of performing a CMNF dance with her teacher only for a whole class full of naked schoolgirls to burst in to have some saucy fun of their own. Who wouldn't enjoy a dream like this?
Unfrocking done right (NSFW).
When a member of the clergy is dismissed from the church the ecclesiastical term for such an expulsion is unfrocking. Here's a depiction of a female archbishop (played by Dody Dorn) unfrocking herself from the 1976 comedy Tunnel Vision.
Giving directions done right (NSFW).
When a fellow loses his way in The Sweet Pussycats and asks passing babe Blande (Edwige Fenech) for guidance she eccentrically decides to lead him to his destination by stripping off her clothes and using them to create a set of directions. Eccentric it may be but I'm sure you'll agree it's way more fun than satnav.
A naked teacher (NSFW).
Did you have a crush on one of your teachers during your schooldays? If so then you can no doubt empathise with besotted schoolgirl Ingrid (Marie Ekorre) in 1973's Campus Pussycats who has the hots for blond bombshell teacher Fräulein Lensing (Shirley Corrigan) to such an extent that she just can't help mentally undressing her in class.
Nun of death (NSFW).
Those of you who have perused the Naughty Nuns section will know that nuns are big fans of flagellation. However, it may not be widely known that flagellation outside the confines of the convent is very much frowned upon as we can see in this clip from The Big Bust Out, released in 1972, where sister Maria (Monica Teuber) discovers one of her flock being flogged by a member of the laity and at once unleashes the ancient martial art of nun-jutsu (in which all nuns are secretly trained) to slay him with a single blow. Maybe you don't believe that nuns are martial arts experts in which case answer me this: how do you suppose nunchucks got their name?
An unorthodox migraine treatment (NSFW).
This post marks a reprise for the 1970s German sex comedies which were such a mainstay of fleapit cinema entertainment in the days of Your Humble Blogger's misspent youth. Here's a clip from the 1978 offering Schoolgirl Report 12: Carnal Campus in which a plumber who is fixing a leak at a doctor's surgery can't help playing dress up and fantasising about being a GP who gets to check out nude girls when a concerned mother arrives with her daughter Gabi (Johanna Ebertseder) who suffers from migraines. The bogus doctor is placed in a dilemma: he can admit his imposture or pretend to treat Gabi's migraines by manipulating her boobs. What would you do?
CMNF alien abduction (NSFW).
While calling the 1974 sex comedy Wam Bam Thank You Spaceman abysmally awful would be doing a disservice to abysses and awfulness it does at least feature a few amusing abduction scenes such as this one where unfortunate Earth babe Shirley (Maria Arnold) is beamed aboard for some alien probing.