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Strange Cinema 01

 

Strange, surreal and sexy video clips from the movies.

 

Musical mice.

Here's another fine example of surreal cinema from the Monty Python crew, taken from the 1971 movie And Now for Something Completely Different, which should probably not be viewed by animal lovers.

 

A CFNF peepshow (NSFW).

When mild mannered school teacher Rachel (Samantha Scott) arrives in town after a long stagecoach ride she can barely wait for a strip wash to refresh herself. What she doesn't know is that hotel owner is a creepy lesbian who likes to spy on her female guests through specially drilled CFNF spy holes in the saucy 1967 western Brand of Shame (AKA Nude Django). Back in those days voyeurs needed some basic DIY skills to get their thrills.

 

A messy mishap on the beach.

The cheap and tacky package holidays of the 1970s got the Carry On treatment in the 1972 offering Carry On Abroad which bizarrely included a group of monks among the holidaymakers heading for the sun drenched beaches with one of the order, Brother Bernard (Bernard Breslaw), getting himself embroiled in all sorts of saucy mishaps. Here we see him persuaded to assist bikini clad babes Marge and Lily (Carol Hawkins and Sally Geeson), resulting in a messy mishap for Lily. I think I hardly need to explain the symbolism at play here.

 

Merry bloody Christmas (NSFW).

Seasonal 80s slasher Silent Night, Deadly Night sees a deranged Santa punishing all the naughty girls and boys who have been too bad to deserve any presents. One naughty girl who draws his ire is saucy strumpet Denise (Linnea Quigley) who is shamelessly wandering around topless and flashing her festive funbags for all to see. If nothing else this at least results in a novelty Christmas decoration.

 

The evils of video games (NSFW).

It seems that just about every new form of technology which captivates teenagers will inevitably be denounced as a corrupting influence which should be banned. In the 1980s video games were alleged to be a danger to young people and video game arcades denounced as sinks of depravity. In this scene from the 1983 movie Joysticks a self proclaimed guardian of public morals paints a lurid scene of the degeneracy to be found in such establishments. Video arcades in those days were certainly fun but they weren't this much fun. Either that or I was going to the wrong video arcades.

 

Mission Improbable (NSFW).

The 1984 movie Revenge of the Nerds marks another delve into the well worn jocks versus nerds scenario as a bunch of downtrodden dweebs seek to overthrow their alpha male oppressors. Here we see them launching a raid on the sorority house where all the jock loving cheerleaders are lodged, stealing their panties as a diversion while their fellow nerds surreptitiously install CCTV cameras and a television transmitter before heading home to enjoy hours of bare sorority babe TV as their victims resume the normal sorority girl routine of wandering around in states of undress, completely oblivious to the enormous 1980s video cameras installed throughout the building. Perhaps this portrayal of campus life is not entirely realistic but, hey, we get to see bare babes so who cares?

 

A frigid babe (NSFW).

In the annals of strange cinema the 2008 film Me Too surely stands out as one of the strangest. The movie follows the journey of a disparate group of travellers as they go in search of a mystical location which has the power to grant true happiness to those who can find it. In this scene one of the travellers has told the only girl in the group that women can only achieve this feat if they travel there naked. This is actually a joke but the young lady takes the comment at face value and at once strips completely nude to run pell-mell towards her heart's desire. The actress in question, Alisa Shitikova, is certainly made of stern stuff: I doubt many of us would have the fortitude to run for miles through knee deep snow while stark naked no matter how generous the reward on offer.

 

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