Monsters 02
Sexy and funny video clips from various monster movies.
Werewolf babes (NSFW).
When an intrepid explorer ventures to the Himalayas in search of the Yeti he instead stumbles upon a couple of werewolf babes who wander around wearing nothing more than see through veils in Night of the Howling Beast. Later in the film he encounters a bandit chieftain who has a dungeon full of near naked girls. Who knew a trip to the Himalayas could be so saucy?
An evildoer's work is never done (NSFW).
Do gooders are the bane of mad scientists and necromancers everywhere, forever turning up and spoiling the diabolical fun like those meddling kids in The Mystery Machine. Here's an example from The Halfway House in which a priestess of Cthulhu is cheerfully summoning The Great Old Ones to plunge the world into an abyss of mind rending terror only to be repeatedly interrupted by a have a go heroine, a vicar and a cop. Would a world run by insanity inducing eldritch beings really be that much worse othan the status quo? In the words of the old saying "Don't knock it til you've tried it".
Apes just wanna have fun (NSFW).
Given that monsters are attracted to naked nubiles like bees to a honey pot it follows that a nudist camp full of bare babes would be an irresistible temptation to any passing beastie and, sure enough, in Monster of the Nudist Colony that is exactly what happens. Here are a couple of examples of him abducting startled nudist girls and carrying them off to his own private pole dancing shack for some good old CMNF fun. You'll notice he doesn't bother to snatch girls with fake boobs so he is clearly a monster of good taste.
An amorous arachnid (NSFW).
A while back I posted a video from Dickshark showing the eponymous fiend in action but the movie also boasts another ridiculous monster: a giant spider which lurks in the trees waiting to pounce on any naked girls who wander into the woods for, like all of its monstrous kin, it is inexorably drawn to bare babes.
A swamp oddity (NSFW).
Bare babes in remote locations will attract monsters as sure as night follows day. This, as regular readers will know, almost inevitably results in some ENF fun as the over excited beastie chases the bare babe around. The titular monster of 1982's Swamp Thing, however, is a sensitive soul who, chancing upon skinny dipping babe scientist Alice (Adrienne Barbeau), decides he'd rather read a book than chase a nude girl. Truly he is a disgrace to monster kind.
Vampire on monster action.
When two high school girls fall in love with the same boy it leads them into a bitter rivalry. One of the love rivals, Monami (played by Yukie Kawamura), turns out to be a vampire who disposes of her competitor by throwing her off of the school roof. However the dead girl, Keiko (Eri Otoguro) is resurrected by her doting father (who just happens to be a mad scientist) and imbued with super powers with which to combat her nemesis. At this point things really kick off in the Japanese Splatterpunk spectacular Vampire Girl vs Frankenstein Girl.
Most silly monster ever? (NSFW)
Horror movies have produced some impressively daft monsters over the years (Sharktopus and Mega Piranha being fine examples) but surely there are none more silly than the titular monster of Dickshark, made in 2016. Like all schlock hooror monstrosities this beastie loves nothing more than getting girls naked as we can see in this clip.